Hair tips for Jessica Simpson not hair tips for you

I recently read a tip from Jessica Simpson's bff/hair guru Ken Paves in a very-well-known women's magazine. He said that Jessica's hair does very well with only thrice-monthly washings. And to just rinse and condition on the days in between. So I did this... and you could have squeezed out my hair and greased a muffin tin with all the excess oil. The moral is that ya gotta do what you think will work for YOUR HEAD, not pretty little Jessica Simpson's head. ;)